Films coming out in September
September is nearly here, summer is drawing to a close, but not to worry – it’s going to be a bloody good month to go to the cinema!
Sausage Party (02/09)
What’s it about? Food items are horrified to discover what actually happens after humans take them home from the supermarket.
Who’s in it? Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Kristen Wiig, James Franco, Michael Cera and Salma Hayek.
Is it good? It’s probably the weirdest film you’ll see all year..
Don’t Breathe (09/09)
What’s it about? A group of friends attempt to rob a wealthy blind man, but they quickly find out that he’s a lot more capable (and violent) than they’d thought…
Who’s in it? Stephen Lang, Jane Levy and Dylan Minnette
Is it good? Reviews have been very positive, and people are already suggesting that this could be the best horror of the year…
Blair Witch (15/09)
What’s it about? After James finds a video that he believes shows his (missing) sister in the notorious Blair Witch woods, he and a group of friends head there themselves, hoping to find her.
Who’s in it? Corbin Reid, Wes Robinson and Valorie Curry.
Is it good? Director Adam Wingard (V/H/S, You’re Next) claims it’s his scariest movie yet.
Cafe Society (02/09)
What’s it about? A young New Yorker moves to 1930s Los Angeles, and promptly falls in love with his uncle’s beautiful young secretary.
Who’s in it? Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, Steve Carell and Blake Lively
Is it good? Reviews have been largely positive, with loyal fans of Woody Allen sure to enjoy his most recent effort.
Bridget Jones’ Baby (16/09)
What’s it about? Bridget Jones, now divorced from Mark Darcy, gets pregnant, but has no idea who the father is. Is it her ex-husband, or her handsome rebound, the American Jack Qwant?
Who’s in it? Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth, Patrick Dempsey and Emma Thompson
Is it good? Watch this space…
The Girl with all the Gifts (23/09)
What’s it about? Based on the best-selling horror novel, this looks at a scientist and a teacher living alongside some very special children in a post-zombie-apocalypse hell.
Who’s in it? Gemma Arterton, Glenn Close and Paddy Considine
Is it good? Reviews have been mixed, but fans of the zombie genre should be delighted.
What’s it about? An FBI agent goes undercover to take down a radical neo-Nazi group.
Who’s in it? Daniel Radcliffe, Toni Collette and Sam Trammell.
Is it good? Imperium has attracted some high praise (apparently it’s tense and terrifying) with Radcliffe’s performance in particular seriously making some waves.
The Magnificent Seven (23/09)
What’s it about? Seven “magnificent” men come together to help a village defend themselves from thieves in this remake of the 1960 Western classic.
Who’s in it? Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt and Ethan Hawke.
Is it good? Watch this space…
Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children (30/09)
What’s it about? Investigating his grandfather’s death, Jacob stumbles across a strange home filled with “peculiar children”.
Who’s in it? Eva Green, Samuel L. Jackson and Asa Butterfield
Is it good? its Tim Burton.. obvs going to be good!
Swiss Army Man (30/09)
What’s it about? A man stranded on a desert island gets some company in the shape of a (still farting) corpse that washes up on the beach.
Who’s in it? Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe.
Is it good? This film polarised audiences when it first screened – some walked out in disgust, others gave it a standing ovation. You’ll have to judge for yourself whose side you’re on.