Goosebumps & Zoolander 2 – Reviews

by ChinaBambi

GOOSEBUMPS

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

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• About

A teenager teams up with the daughter of young adult horror author R. L. Stine after the writer’s imaginary demons are set free on the town of Madison, Delaware.

• Pass/Fail

Pass: Its a childhood memory of watching creepy stories on the tv after school and Jack Black is in it!

Fail: It wasn’t scary.. and the 90’s episodes were. A bit too child friendly, I came out disappointed.

• Standout Performance

Jack Black of course!

Jack Black stars in Columbia Pictures' "Goosebumps."

Jack Black stars in Columbia Pictures’ “Goosebumps.”

• Who Will Like This?

Kids & 90’s kids.

• See It Now or Wait?

Wait, its not worth seeing it in the cinema unless you like the 3D made movies.

• Highlight

All the monsters, especially the gnomes!

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• Overall Impression

A very child-friendly re-vist to a once creepy series of scary stories. A bit of a let down to 90’s kids like me.. but fits in todays less scary child made films. 😦

• Trailer

Zoolander 2

Rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars

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• About

Derek and Hansel are lured into modeling again, in Rome, where they find themselves the target of a sinister conspiracy.

• Pass/Fail

Pass: Its the gang back again plus Kristen Wiig as Alexanya Atoz.. The best bit!

Fail: The story line is pretty weak .. Its lost that fun cheesiness from the first one and turned into stupid randomness.

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• Standout Performance

Kristen Wiig as Alexanya Atoz

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• Who Will Like This?

Fashionistas and comedy lovers.. its a disappointing 2nd film but you have to watch it. Even if it is only once.

• See It Now or Wait?

Wait.. its a DVD film.

• Highlight

Kristen Wiig and Benedict Cumberbatch’s characters.zoolander-cumberbatch copy-large

The Zoolander advert / Hansel talking about Zoolanders wife (the teeth bit) had me in stitches.
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• Overall Impression

Didn’t live up to the first.. too random with pointless stupid things happening. I wish they just stuck to what works like the first. Its all hype and then disappointment.

• Trailer

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