Happy Valentines Day!

by ChinaBambi

Seems as though Doritos has finally figured out what women really want for Valentine’s Day. Namely, food. Delicious, salty snack food. Namely, Doritos.

But not simply a bag of chips, because where’s the romance in that? A dozen Ketchup Doritos arranged to look like a bouquet of roses…now that’s something to get excited about!

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Unfortunately, the 12 long song stem free Doritos Ketchup Roses were available for free delivery only in Canada, and even then only in Toronto, Vancouver, and Montreal (which are really the only Canadian cities that matter, let’s be honest.)  More unfortunate news: they’re already sold out.

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Which is a really unsurprising thing, TBH. There’s a high demand for free edible flower bouquets. Luckily, Doritos has us covered with a handy step-by-step DIY guide.

Our only suggestion? Instead of using glue, use something edible. Like cheese. Or icing.

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doritosketchuproses. Source: Distractify

Happy Valentines Day!



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